The orange cyclist was a strange humanoid entity sighted in 2011 by an anonymous witness known as wsimmpson. wsimmpson's younger brother also served as another witness.


The entity resembled a cyclist on an Olympic-style bike wearing an orange cyclist outfit and a helmet. The entity's entire body appeared to glow orange as well, and both the bike and the humanoid riding it made no movements despite being in motion.

Possible Explanations

Hypotheses include:

  • Spirit
  • Glitch in the Matrix
  • Overactive imagination


Evidence includes:

  • Eyewitness testimony

Eyewitness Accounts

I talked about this in Glitch In the Matrix before but I'm just trying again here. Basically around 6 years ago when I was 13 me and my younger brother were in my back yard. We saw what looked like a man on an Olympic-style bike wearing bright orange lycra and helmet. This orange seemed to glow over his skin too.

This lasted around 3 seconds and it appeared to come through the yard fence like a ghost goes through walls and then left out the other side. There was no movement in the bike wheels or the man moving it just glided as a still image.

I remember feeling something like intense dread and also disgust. Sounds weird but it was like if you caught you parents having sex that sort of feeling. So we both ran inside straight away of course. We both still remember this to this day but are still just as clueless to what it was. Can anybody help or does have any similar encountersv? [sic]

-wsimmpson (


The witness recalled feeling both disgust and intense dread during the encounter.